Things In The Freezer That Must Be Gotten Rid Of

Problem: Freezer contains ancient coconut from days of yore. Plus, bought too many eggs for holiday baking spree.



Solution: Coconut cream pie.


Problem: Coconut cream pie is traditionally topped with meringue. Dirtbunny cannot face meringue today and it's supposed to rain, not that you would know it from looking at the sky.


Solution: Leave off the goddamn meringue. There's no law against it.


Problem: What'll I do with the egg whites?


Solution: Scrambled eggs for breakfast.


Problem: But plain scrambled egg whites are rubbery and gross.


Solution: Scrambled egg whites with a whole egg and some cheese.


Moral: It always comes down to cheese. Never run out.



The End.