Curried chicken. Sauce from a jar. I "cooked" it on the stove and added some potato, cauliflower, and peas, so it technically wasn't zapping. Plus, goodbye to another obscure pantry item. We opened a new jar of chutney and I saw back there that we still have an unopened jar of "sweet mango relish" that I bought at the Indian Spices and Appliances store. Yes, that's its name. Only they tore down Indian Spices and Appliances a few years ago to build a condo tower. How old is this stuff anyway? Is it safe to eat? Am I really so cheap that I can't throw it away? Yes I am. See Economy Plan, 1.8 billion dollar landscaping. Maybe I can use it to "unintentionally" poison my enemies.
Crap. I've just lost plausible deniability.
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